I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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