Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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