I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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