Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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