How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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