arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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