Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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