Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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