she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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