i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
How does one acquire holy water?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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