Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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