I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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