forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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