those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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