That's intense
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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