wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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