At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Is Oprah even human
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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