so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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