Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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