I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I need water and some morals
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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