Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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