last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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