Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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