ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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