haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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