There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
