There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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