I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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