i jhust puked up my retainher.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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