I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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