I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
The air was thick with penises
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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