I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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