I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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