it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You smell like stripper and shame
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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