Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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