did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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