She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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