My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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