im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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