Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
It's like God shit irony all over that family
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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