No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
His hands were made for my vagina.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
