She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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