"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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