Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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