At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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