due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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