i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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