Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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