Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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