i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
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