I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
