i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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