they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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