I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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