I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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