OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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