party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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